Anonymous asked: Why don't people take time to get to know people for reals?

People are unintelligent bastards that don’t particularly care about one another. Most people have ulterior motives when they actually try to get to know someone. Getting to know someone doesn’t just happen, it develops over time. If people straight on try to get to know you, they’re looking for something to use for their own gain. Also, you have to take into consideration that you might just be a dull person. If you present yourself as having no other sides but one that you constantly use, there’s no point into trying to get to know you if all there is to see is already on display.



Anonymous asked: How do you stay up such long hours? I can hardly function after one all-nighter.

I have to keep my brain active, my body be damned. As long as there’s work, there’s no need for trivial things such as food or sleep. The work is what matters, the rest is dispensable.

Nicotine and caffeine tend to help as well.



nougamisherlock asked: How did your companion force you to do this?

He told me he wouldn’t blog about us until I started this. As he has made it quite clear, that’s the source of our income, and I couldn’t risk letting our “business”, per say, become dull again.

Not that I particularly think his blog does us any good, anyway. It was mostly to keep him happy. 

He’s irratating when he wants me to do something.



tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I can’t recall it entirely, but it had something to do with me spitting my milk at Mycroft for attempting to tickle me.